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Cereal (A Day In The Life) feat. mr. spastic, C0splay, & Marc With a C

from Temptations of the Fresh by Klopfenpop

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Just got home, see wifey get my honey smacks,
lay my chex on the table, because I'm freezin;’ up the flax,
Plus my honey's goin’ nuts with her cheery squeals and ohs—
It's like our love is excitebike, and I'm hittin’ the Turboz.

I’ve got the munchies, so I’m makin’ breakfast for lunch
I bite that brutally burnt bread and hear that cinnamon toast crunch.
Hit the store for some milk, this shady cat's by the dairy chiller.
Dude's lookin’ at me like some Addam's family cereal killer.

He turns, grabs an apple, jacks it runs for the door,
but I grab him by the hoodie, drag him down to the floor.
Knock off his cap'n crunch his nose and say "Want s’more?"
Crunch! Ain't nobody fuck with my grocery store.

Chorus:
Snap! Crackle! Klop!
Snap Crackle! Klopfenpop!
Snap! Crackle! C0s!
Snap! Crackle! C0s don't stop!

C0splay served Hoth on this verse. Please submerse
yourselves while I'm raisin' my bran first. Ya!
Let me tell you: I got the lyrics on this jam.
I'm a balanced badass measured out in golden grams.

Keep it crisp like a cookie, ewok to a wookie.
Yo, I'm lucky with the charms draw you in like Bill to Sookie.
Lookie, lookie! Grape nut on stage huff and puff.
Cuckoo rhymes with cocoa flow—you'll never get enough.

Emcee of champions, call me special C0splay
Get you wet with my dry wit—delicious any time of day.
Kid in me keeps it frosty; nerd in me keeps it 1337.
My rhymes are warm and toasty servin' all your ears can eat.

Chorus

Gotta hit the venue ‘cuz I'm rockin’ a show.
I’m sweet like sugar, crisp like toast, good for your heart like Cheerios.
I grab a Mack and Jack’s, it’s golden, crisp and delicious.
Mic chex, mix set—system's soundin’ vicious.

Now it's time to start the show like when the corn pops.
I always bring the total package, so you know I get my props.
Thoughts out in the open, mind stripped bear naked,
my flow's like Thai food: hot, with a 5-star rating.

And these ain't no froot loops, kids, they just straight beats;
get ready for the kaboom ‘cuz I'm the cream of the wheat.
When I rock the mic, you know I gotta get it just right.
Like a bowl of cereal, It's just a day in the Life.

Klopfenpop: "Man, C0splay, it sounds like you really like cereal."

C0splay: "Fuck yeah, I do. I'm eatin' a bowl of Kix in the booth!"

Klop: "Daaayumn! You do like cereal! ...Hey, is that Marc With a C?"

C0s: "Hey, Marc With a C! What's up?"

Marc: "Hey, guys. What's up?"

Klop: "Hey, Marc With a C, do you like cereal, too?"

Marc:
The only reason I get up at all
or have the energy to have a ball
or even do anything at all
is Fruity Pebbles!

I'll never have to be a cannibal.
It kinda looks like aquarium gravel.
I'll eat it out the box or in a bowl
my Fruity Pebbles!

credits

from Temptations of the Fresh, released June 22, 2011
Written by Klopfenpop, C0splay, & Marc With a C
Produced by Klopfenpop
Beat by mr. spastic

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