Call That Religion, by Klopfenpop

Call That Religion

by Klopfenpop

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1.	Call That Religion 03:01	lyrics	buy track
Joel Osteen ran a scheme to stockpile tax-free revenue Said, "If you give me all your cash, the lord will shelter you" Then when the waters rose and all the floods came pouring down He locked the entrance to his church and left them all to drown And they call that religion Oh they call that religion They call that religion But what if there's no hell when he dies? In Rome they say the voice of god dwells in a human mouth And built themselves a golden city out of other's wealth They sent men out to all the world saying, "Let the children come." Then forced their bodies onto them, the filthy fucking scum And they call that religion Oh they call that religion They call that religion But what if there's no hell when they die? (guitar solo) Well they call that religion Oh they call that religion They call that religion But what if there's no hell when they die? They wrote "All men are equal from the cradle to the grave" While generations worked in chains, their babies born as slaves Human life dismissed and falsified as property, They sing, "God bless America, the land where all are free." And they call that religion Oh they call that religion They call that religion But what if there's no hell when they die?
2.	Call That Religion (Clean) 03:00	lyrics	buy track
Joel Osteen ran a scheme to stockpile tax-free revenue Said, "If you give me all your cash, the lord will shelter you" Then when the waters rose and all the floods came pouring down He locked the entrance to his church and left them all to drown And they call that religion Oh they call that religion They call that religion But what if there's no hell when he dies? In Rome they say the voice of god dwells in a human mouth And built themselves a golden city out of other's wealth They sent men out to all the world saying, "Let the children come." Then forced their bodies onto them, the filthy ******* scum And they call that religion Oh they call that religion They call that religion But what if there's no hell when they die? (guitar solo) Well they call that religion Oh they call that religion They call that religion But what if there's no hell when they die? They wrote "All men are equal from the cradle to the grave" While generations worked in chains, their babies born as slaves Human life dismissed and falsified as property, They sing, "God bless America, the land where all are free." And they call that religion Oh they call that religion They call that religion But what if there's no hell when they die?
3.	Call That Religion (Instrumental) 03:00	info	buy track

about

This is an interpolation of an old Mississippi Sheiks song. I wrote all new verses, changed the hook, and wrote a new arrangement.

credits

released March 3, 2024

Written by Klopfenpop and Walter Vinson
Produced and Mixed by Klopfenpop
Vocals, guitbass, guitar, keys by Klopfenpop

Art design by Ax Media Graphic Design
Portrait design by Daniel Wilkes